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Dawn of Justice 1% Give-away!
The Le (03/30/2016)
Related: Batman v Superman (extended) review
Related: Review: Dawn of Justice
Related: Dawn of Justice Looks Awful
Related: Dawn of Justice: How It Should Have Ended
Goto Comments

Dawn of Justice was certainly entertaining, but there were a lot of very stupid moments. One of the worst was Batman's quote about Superman: "If we believe there is even a one percent chance that he is our enemy, we have to take that as an absolute certainty"

Dawn of Justice is in Trouble

Now's your chance to tell us your own 1% line. Make up your favorite line and post it below and you could win a FREE HEROCLIX! We'll pick 3 winners next week and ship anywhere in the world!

Example 1: "If there's a 1% chance that Britney Spears will marry me, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Example 2: "If there's a 1% chance that Waterworld is a great movie, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Example 3: "If there's a 1% chance that Nickelback is a good band, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Example 4: "If there's a 1% chance that the Earth is flat, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Post your own 1% line now! (please try and keep it clean -- we have kids viewing this site too!)


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Your Comments:
"If there's a 1% chance that this site is totally dead, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: not that it matters on 9/14/2017 9:07:15 AM
If we believe there is even a 1% chance that your spelling is gonna suck, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.... :D

Posted by: LG on 4/13/2016 8:52:12 AM
If we believe there is even a 1% chance that this movie is gonna bomb hard, then we have to take it an an absolute certainty

Posted by: Lorenzo on 4/13/2016 8:48:11 AM
If there is even a 1% chance that batman comes back then I'll watch these justice League movie

Posted by: Smalls on 4/7/2016 6:12:37 PM
If there is a 1% chance of Batman being portrayed by the same actor, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: JasonX33 on 4/6/2016 11:57:42 AM
If there is even a 1% chance Queen's 'We will Rock you' will be followed by 'We are the Champions' on the radio we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Grim on 4/4/2016 8:23:55 PM
If there is even a 1% chance that putting on glasses will hide my identity, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Clark Kent on 4/4/2016 4:10:46 PM
If there is even a 1% chance if my phone running out of battery before I finish typing this we have to tak

Posted by: MantisWarrior on 4/4/2016 3:00:26 PM
If there is even a 1% chance that saving a school bus full of children will reveal your powers to the world... Well son, you should probably just let them die.

Some more homespun wisdom for yuh: Beware the unintended consequences, because they are 99% scarier than your intended consequences! Good is bad, up is down, Kansas has great edumacation! You get the picture, my alien son. I love you, boy. Now run along and mind yer own beeswax from now on!

Posted by: Pa Kent on 4/4/2016 9:48:45 AM
If we believe there is even a one percent chance that Kim Jong Un means only the best for his people, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Enemy of my Enemy is Friend? on 4/4/2016 9:28:50 AM
If we believe that there is even a 1% chance that the new TMNT movie will suck @$$, we need to take it as an absolute certainty!

must keep straight face...

HAHA...there's more than a 1% chance of that.

Posted by: You'll never know... on 4/4/2016 6:48:18 AM
If there a 1% chance if the game is on the line I roll a critic miss I wold roll it to lose the game we have to take it as an absolute certain

Posted by: Sunny on 4/2/2016 6:06:45 AM
If there's a 1% chance that this one weird trick could boost not only my size, but also my confidence with the ladies, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: ChippyYYZ on 4/1/2016 3:08:49 PM
If there is a 1% chance I need to roll a 4 or better and I roll a 3, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: DarkestKnight on 4/1/2016 1:18:55 PM
If there is a 1% chance that BvS is nothing but an Extended Version of its own trailer, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Dr. Doom on 4/1/2016 11:59:36 AM
If there is a 1% chance that Zack Snyder is over rated, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Alex_The_Ox on 4/1/2016 8:48:34 AM
If there is a 1% chance that Zack Snyder is over rated, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Alex_The_Ox on 4/1/2016 8:48:33 AM
If there's a 1% chance that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Joshua Ellers on 4/1/2016 5:33:11 AM
"If there's a 1% chance that nothing is certain, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Fr@dNL on 4/1/2016 3:21:12 AM
If there is a 1% chance that this Heroclix Giveaway is actually an April Fool's joke, we have to take it as an absolute certainty :)

Posted by: AzulEmpath on 4/1/2016 3:15:34 AM
If there's a 1% chance that you know.

Posted by: Joshua Spangler on 4/1/2016 12:41:13 AM
If there's 1% chance that that I get Emma Watson as my girlfriend, we have to take it as an absolute certainty

Posted by: Andres on 3/31/2016 11:10:17 PM
If there is a 1% chance there playing a resource, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Jason Salisbury on 3/31/2016 10:57:11 PM
If there is a 1% chance that I have 100% chance, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: oNeWaY on 3/31/2016 6:00:54 PM
If there's a 1% chance that my father will approve of me, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Urmom on 3/31/2016 5:50:43 PM
If there is a 1% chance the portrayal of luthor was an imaginary story or a dream, for my own sanity I will take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Growth on 3/31/2016 5:05:35 PM
If there is a 1% chance that my student's dog did eat his homework then we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: jwbes on 3/31/2016 4:47:47 PM
If there's a 1% chance gaming makes you a geek, we have to take that as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: William on 3/31/2016 4:31:19 PM
"If there's a 1% chance that I may become a billionaire, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Ruth Serveli on 3/31/2016 4:27:05 PM
"If there's a 1% chance that I may win a free Heroclix, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Serveli on 3/31/2016 4:24:57 PM
If there's even a 1% my opponent will fail his shape change roll, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Matthew Ryan on 3/31/2016 4:10:22 PM
If there is a 1% chance that aligators living
in sewers we have to take it as an
Absolute certainty!

Posted by: Keith lampe on 3/31/2016 3:57:56 PM
"If there's a 1% chance that Wizkids will give characters the correct keywords, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Jatarra on 3/31/2016 2:40:14 PM
If there's a 1% chance that I will win something, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Idor on 3/31/2016 2:33:53 PM
If there's a 1% chance that I will win something, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Idor on 3/31/2016 2:33:50 PM
Even if there is a 1% chance for someone to be a Menace to Society all while drinking their juice in the hood, making it even harder out here for a pimp who is simply trying to get the money for the rent, this being an issue when all the cadillac and gas money gets spent, and a whole lot of b****** begin jumping ship, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Spadez the Nerd on 3/31/2016 1:36:35 PM
"If there's a 1% chance that Walking Dead will kill off Daryl Dixon, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: General Zod on 3/31/2016 1:19:18 PM
If we even believe there is even a one percent chance that there will be a very good Marvel film after Deadpool, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Kuribo on 3/31/2016 1:07:11 PM
If there is even a 1% chance that when added to the other 93% it will equal 100%, we have to take that as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: WarBorgUK on 3/31/2016 12:38:01 PM
If there is a 1% chance that a movie like Batman v Superman will succeed, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Dean on 3/31/2016 11:58:37 AM
"If there's even a 1% of someone finding this answer funny, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Alan Wilkinson on 3/31/2016 11:24:16 AM
"If there's a 1% chance that Rocky will win we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Joseph on 3/31/2016 11:13:47 AM
"If there's a 1% chance that Wizkids have quality control, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Ugavine on 3/31/2016 11:02:50 AM
There is a 1% chance I will win the heroclix tournament, but have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: John Martin on 3/31/2016 10:53:45 AM
If there is a 1% chance that the general public will fail to recognise a Bush/Cheney "1% doctrine" reference in a popular movie, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Jacob on 3/31/2016 10:51:16 AM
If there's a 1% chance that I'm batman, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Akirel on 3/31/2016 10:20:59 AM
If there is even a 1% chance that Trump will win, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: Deckyrd on 3/31/2016 10:16:17 AM
If there is a 1% chance she can get pregnant pulling out is an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Ares Edge on 3/31/2016 10:15:31 AM
If there's even a one percent chance that I will look like Henry Cavill if I put on a Superman shirt, we have to take that as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: David Taylor on 3/31/2016 9:59:41 AM
If there's a 1% chance that Batman and Superman can just battle on a teeter totter in a playground next time to prove their BroMance....we have to film that chance"

Posted by: Jason Fulton on 3/31/2016 9:50:52 AM
If there's a 1% chance that Fox will make good marvel movies, we have to take it as a absolute certainty!

Posted by: Stephen Sendejas on 3/31/2016 9:48:54 AM
"If there's a 1% chance that this is an April Fool, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Max on 3/31/2016 9:48:30 AM
if there is even a 1% chance the DC will continue to ruin their trademark characters and IP, we must take that as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Slade on 3/31/2016 9:47:42 AM
If there's a 1% change that oushing to roll for regen will work, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: JustSomeCoffee on 3/31/2016 9:31:51 AM
"If there is a 1% chance to herp a derp, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Mauricio Melendez on 3/31/2016 9:29:39 AM
"If there's a 1% chance that playing HeroClix will impress the ladies, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: Jaysusername on 3/31/2016 9:23:31 AM
"If there's a 1% chance of The Le to ride a good joke for his audience, we have to take it as an absolute certainty! "

Posted by: MEsch on 3/31/2016 9:22:43 AM
If there's a 1% chance that it will snow in the South, it is an absolute certainty that the grocery stores will sell out of bread and milk. Milk sandwiches are the best! Mmmmmmmmm!

Posted by: BP on 3/31/2016 9:21:06 AM
If there's a 1% chance that my legs can be replaced with bionic upgrades after a parachuting accident, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: bionicboy on 3/31/2016 9:20:51 AM
"If there's a 1% chance that my overtime this week will be approved, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

Posted by: LazerbeakRavage on 3/31/2016 9:19:59 AM
"If there's a 1% Chance that we can Clone Dinosaurs ,we have to take it as an absolute Certainty!"

Posted by: DNA on 3/31/2016 9:18:57 AM
If there's a 1% chance that your mom is hot, we have to take it as an absolute certainty!

Posted by: RogueTrader 40k on 3/31/2016 9:13:21 AM
If there's even a 1% chance that I could win this contest, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

Posted by: Spider-Bat on 3/31/2016 9:13:04 AM