Every good superhero needs an ally, and what better ally to have than the Man Eating Cow? Once found in Chairface Chippendale's pit of death, along with alligators, the man eating cows did not eat the Tick because of Chairface's critcal error -- "the alligator is the cow's natural-born enemy".

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Of course, one Man Eating Cow escaped and now wanders the city eating bad guys. Close Combat Expert is a perfect power for the Man Eating Cow because it can literally eat a person in one gulp.

While Stealth may seem like an odd choice for the Man Eating Cow, consider this -- it's a cow wandering the city eating people... and it's never been caught.

From Wikipedia: The Tick is a fictional character created by cartoonist Ben Edlund in 1986 as a newsletter mascot for the New England Comics chain of Boston area comic stores. He is an absurdist spoof of comic book superheroes